Boy Quotes #1

My friend Kristen has 3 boys. She frequently posts funny things they say. Cory makes me laugh quite often so I'm going to try and copy her and post them when I remember...

Recently:

We sang the Itsy Bitsy Spider song and then I told Brian I had it stuck in my head. Cory then asked me "Why do you have the Itsy Bitsy Spider stuck up in your head?"

Cory took his little battery powered drill and with a screw stuck in the end told me he was going to "draw my blood like they did with Baby Brother at the midwife appointment (for the newborn screening)". He then pretended like he was "drawing" on my leg with the screw as a crayon!

And one more that I always forget to write down:
One time I must have told Cory that he would make himself dizzy by spinning or running around in circles. Now he always says "I'm making myself busy" when he does it!

Saturday we had a load of dirt delivered for the garden boxes we're making... what boy can resist a pile of dirt?

Unfortunately I didn't realize until later that it stunk... because there was manure mixed in. Oh joy!

Hmmm, let's see where this can go...

Why yes, down in my pants!

And seriously when we took his shoes off... at least a quarter inch of dirt in the bottom of each one!